Video Game Reviews (Score Low-High)

Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified

1
2012-11-14 PlayStation Vita

You'd think that the people in charge of the Call of Duty franchise would be more protective of it than this.

Fable II Pub Games

1
2008-08-18 Xbox 360 Games Store

A crappy gambling game that also doubles as a parable about the dangers of downloadable content.

Aliens: Colonial Marines

1
2013-02-13 PC

Both functionally broken and creatively bankrupt, Aliens: Colonial Marines is an extinction-level disaster.

Rock Revolution

1
2008-10-29 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

This poor clone of today's music games is especially sad when you consider Konami's rich history with the genre.

PowerGig: Rise of the SixString

1
2010-11-24 Xbox 360

It's too little and far, far too late for this shoddy, low-rent rhythm game also-ran.

NBA Live 14

1
2013-12-11 Xbox One, PlayStation 4

NBA Live 14 is a pretty lousy basketball game.

Lucha Fury

1
2011-06-28 Xbox 360 Games Store

Lucha Fury is like a master class in how to make a terrible beat-'em-up.

Velvet Assassin

1
2009-05-15 Xbox 360

Tedious, contrived, repetitive stealth mechanics make this a game you should try your best to hide from.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

1
2009-08-10 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

It's really hard to imagine anyone having anything that even resembles a good time while playing G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

Tony Hawk: RIDE

1
2009-11-20 Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

Tony Hawk: RIDE's shoddy hardware and ill-conceived software merge to form something completely abysmal.